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This is a story about a journey. Winston is a graduate student in 1970’s Paris who has two professors: Michel Foucault and Herbert Marcuse, actual philosophers who are the most quoted by modern woke academics. Winston, by accident, travels to another world and to another time: the year 2021.

Winston needs to get back to his own world and time so that this “woke” nightmare does not become the future. 

More and more parents are getting frustrated with public education because they don’t know why or when our education system stopped teaching their kids how to think in favor of teaching them what to think.

The Red Offenders is like “Alice in Wonderland” meeting “Animal Farm” and it explains in vivid detail how we got to this world of woke and what we can do about it.

Critical Feather Theory

A Red Offenders Graphic Novel

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Winston is accidently hurled from the 1970’s into a world of “woke”.

Winston finds this woke world to be crazy. 

He doesn’t think it’s crazy because it’s filled with talking birds (although it is), it’s crazy because half of the people view their world as systematically racist, oppressive, and evil and the other half believe that they live in a society that, although imperfect, is by far the most successful in history. The half that believes in systematic racism and oppression are the educators of the next generation. Teacher Bird teaches her young chicks that all interactions are about power. And that any bird with blue feathers is automatically an oppressor and any with green feathers is automatically a victim. 

Down the road at Bird College (whose motto is “Victimus Maximus”), Activist Bird has something to say about anything that isn’t sufficiently “woke”. A gestapo of stormtroopers have dictionary burnings every time a word has to be redefined by the woke. Racism is no longer judging someone by their race; it is now almost anything that a blue feathered bird does and says.  

Students are taught things like Critical Feather Theory, and there are coaches who train them to become Social Justice Warriors. These Social Justice Warriors are cheered on by the Red Offenders:  Madame Mao, Zhang, Yao, and Wang; The Gang of Four from China’s Cultural Revolution have also accidentally fallen into this Woke world and, unlike Winston, they love this crazy world. 

The Red Offenders love the fact that society is starting to organize as “oppressed” and “oppressor”. That there is a group that is automatically victimized and another that is automatically guilty. And the fact that knocking over of statues and other forms of violence that enforce this madness makes the Red Offenders salivate.